My Uber Noober Team

[EquinoxImpmon]

This team has like.. No real troubles with anything, of course, because of the ubers. This is my favourite team by far.. And yes, I do realize the EVs suck, but it's for noob pwning, not military combat.

Metagross @ Choice Band ** Kyogre
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Meteor Mash
- Rock Slide
- Shadow Ball

Basic Metagross.

Latias (F) @ Soul Dew ** Wobbuffet
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Ice Beam
- Psychic
- Recover
- Toxic

Toxicover Latias

Latios (M) @ Soul Dew ** Dugtrio
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
- Surf
- Thunderbolt

Special Sweeper Latios

Kyogre @ Chesto Berry ** Metagross
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 52 HP / 72 Def / 73 Spd / 252 SAtk / 61 SDef
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Ice Beam
- Rest
- Thunder

CM/Rest Kyogre

Celebi @ Leftovers ** Jirachi
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Giga Drain
- Leech Seed
- Psychic

Basic Celebi

Wobbuffet (M) @ Leftovers ** Latias
Trait: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Counter
- Destiny Bond
- Encore
- Mirror Coat

Basic Wobbuffet.